I'm Jake, 19, Coventry, UK. ^^^^^Dats me.

Things I like: Chicken, cuddles, sex, Pokemon and Marvel.

Things I don't like: The vast majority of the human race.

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Friend A: I hate it when people say I'm attracted to pans
Friend B: oh god me too
Friend A: you're pansexual too?!
Friend B: yup!
*insert feels of solidarity*
Friend B: I mean that's when you slap that person with a frying pan
Me: Like Rapunzel in Tangled.
Me: Side story, a friend once asked me if pansexuals were attracted to bread.
Friend A: Bread?
Friend B: I'm attracted to bread too. I could use a sexy sandwich right now.
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inebriatedpony:

mgodp:

He knows how everything works except people. 

That’s the most accurate assessment of Tony Stark’s character I’ve seen yet.

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forourfallendreams:

cayminquinn:

harrypotterfacebookconvos:

#hey burton stop shipping your wife and your best friend it’s getting weird

tim burton’s entire film career has been a slow, faltering, roundabout way of asking for a threesome

done

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New official poster for The Great Gatsby
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thisloveisamonster:

I’m crying omg

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haaahx: deadman wonderland on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/14222205/via/medea_shermazanashvili
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grodandor94: BATMAN: Time Lord All the live action versions of Batman are actually one in the same. He’s actually a Time-Lord. Each actor who played him (Lewis Wilson, Robert Lowery, Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, and Christian Bale) are each a new regeneration of the same man. This explains his ever changing face and personality. He has a constant companion in several young men using the guise of Dick Grayson and taking the name Robin. Bruce Wayne is a false name. Thomas and Martha Wayne were time lords on their last regeneration and were killed around the time Lewis Wilson was a child. Each flashback and version of their deaths is just how each regeneration of Batman sees it and interprets it. Alfred and Commissioner Gordon are two sets of families established in the West era to assist Batman in the protection of Gotham. Gotham City, Wayne Manor, and the Bat-Cave are all the same place but simply changed with the times, the Bat-Cave being a broken, stationary TARDIS. Christian Bale’s Batman went around the world again, same as Keaton’s Batman, to train himself. This explains the hiatus between eras and how Batman can seem new to each new generation of Gothamites. He simply became an urban legend before reemerging in ‘Batman’ (1989) and in ‘Batman Begins’. He begins his crusade as Batman in 1943, the same year as the serials. So technically, Batman has been active from 1943-2016 (Note: I’m counting ‘The Dark Knight’ as taking place in 2008, as the film came out, and ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ as taking place in 2016 as opposed to 2012. This is because it’s stated that ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ takes place 8 years later) Making his career spanning over a course of 73 years. Several recurring villains can be explained as well: The Joker is a rival Time-Lord much like the Master is to the Doctor. Caesar Romero’s Joker was turned white through unseen consequences. He regenerated into Jack Napier, rejuvinating his normal skin and allowing him to make a new name for himself as a Gotham gangster while Batman made himself scarce after regenerating into Michael Keaton’s Batman. Jack Napier once again found himself turned white and brought back as the Joker. Batman knows this throughout he 1989 film, he just had to connect the dots to how Jack Napier was a regeneration of his old rival. After supposedly dying at the end of the 1989 film, he later regenerated into Heath Ledger’s Joker. This time with no clear origin and face paint to make up for no way for his face to become scarred. The Penguin as played by Burgess Meredith was the criminal mastermind we all know and love. He also had a brother, played by Paul Ruebens in a flashback, who had a deformed child, named Oswald Cobblepot, after the first Penguin’s secret identity. Twenty-six years past, and the deformed child grows into Danny DeVito’s Penguin. Catwoman is a series of different women. This explains why some are mastermind criminals (60’s), Psychotic vigilantes (1992), and even petty thieves (2012). The name Selina Kyle is simply due to an temporal influx causing small hints of history to repeat themselves. Riddler was simply a mastermind as Frank Gorshin’s character in the 1960s. When the Jim Carrey version of the character came along, there was already several pieces of Riddler paraphernalia existing before the Jim Carrey version took the name, he was just a big fan, seeing the criminal mastermind as a kindred spirit (A lot like how Adrian Veidt ,from ‘Watchmen’, idolized Alexander the Great). So big of a fan, he legally changed his name to Edward Nygma, same as Gorshin’s character. He later used the full identity to take revenge on Batman. This explains why he acts very much like a bad impression of Frank Gorshin’s Riddler, and he even references the 60’s Joker in a throwaway line, proving he is aware of Batman’s previous existence in Gotham. Jim Carrey’s Riddler is just a Frank Gorshin’s Riddler fanboy gone too far. Two-Face was the Gotham District attorney same as he was in ‘Batman Forever’. But after the events on Riddler’s island base, Batman used Riddler’s technology to rebirth Harvey Dent into a new body and memory to live and serve as Aaron Eckhart’s Harvey Dent. This worked as Batman planned, and he became Gotham’s White Knight. But when the Heath Ledger version Joker came back in ‘The Dark Knight’, he sought to return Harvey Dent to his former identity as Two-Face. Bane in ‘Batman and Robin’ and Bane in ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ are two completely different people. Just have the same, very broad name. The characters are completely different in design and origin, enough that this can be overlooked. Mr. Freeze in the 1960’s TV show left an impact on Victor Fries’s life before the event’s of ‘Batman and Robin’ as he was called that jokingly by people who remembered the criminal mastermind. (Note: The origin concerning is wife is only present in the Schwartzenegger Version of the character, as it didn’t appear until the September 1992 episode of ‘Batman: The Animated Series’ entitled “Heart of Ice”). All other villains only appearing in the 60’s TV show are also canon. The same goes for Dr. Daka from the 1943 serials and The Wizard from the 1949 serials. Poison Ivy (1997 film) and Scarecrow (2005-2012 films) are also rightfully canon. (Also, it could be said that before Pamela Isley was Poison Ivy, her research in plant life helped lead into the creation of Dr. Jonathan Crane’s creation of the fear toxin he would use as Scarecrow). So there, I tied in everything I can think of in the Batman live-action adaptions into one, streamlined continuity, using several elements from ‘Doctor Who’. Batman is a Time-Lord. Plain and Simple!
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rekkies72:

The reason Marvel will always trump DC … DPG!

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xwintersilhouette: For once.
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asphyxi4tion:

Jeremy McKinnon in the Caraphernelia music video and Vic Fuentes in the All I Want music video.

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